solisaureus:

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

lionbearfox:

a 3-panel comic depicting nahida and dottore from genshin impact. panel 1: dottore triumphantly says "haha, buer! you know you stand no chance against me! now hand over your gnosis!" nahida, comically far below, replies "what if i just killed us both". panel 2: a close-up of dottore's face as he sweats and says "excuse me???" panel 3: nahida, looking up at dottore, repeats: "what if i killed us both? what then?" at the bottom, a text bubble indicates dottore's reply ("dear gods")ALT

highly underrated sumeru moment imo

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krejzac:

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freakinasheet:

supermariomamafucker:

making my humidifier and dehumidifier participate in a cruel and pointless war

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funnytwittertweets:

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

bauliya:

starfliesuniverse:

thewritehag:

I know it’s sand but I want to eat it

Good news it’s not sand!! It’s rice flour!! During deepavali, Indians make rangolis which is shown in the video!

there’s a CHANCE it’s rice flour and there’s ALSO a WAY HIGHER chance it’s sand, quartz, glitter, powdered chalk, sawdust, talcum, etc. even if it’s flour the dyes aren’t edible probably.

DO NOT EAT RANGOLI.

I’M INDIAN.

Happy Diwali! Please do not eat sand!

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michellechang:

the camera in mario 64 when i’m trying to adjust it

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wizardpink:

rongzhi:

A watermelon eating contest

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English added by me :)

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potatoxslayer:

molabuddy:

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my daugher hitori she has every disease

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willowcrowned:

laughing at victorian maidens for swooning is all well and good until I give myself a fever a migraine and hives because I got too excited about a greasy lesbian space necromancer book

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metanarrates:

metanarrates:

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don’t get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as “cartoonish mob boss” or “gentleman detective” or “elderly mad scientist” then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

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lazypanartist:

Pokemon Scar/Vio Big 3 Explained

Nemona: just wants to fight and help you grow stronger so she can have all-out, fair fights with you

Arven: wants to find the Herba Mystica to heal his partner Pokemon, doesn’t want you caught up in his parent’s bs (but tags along to make sure you’re ok)

Penny: Commits wire fraud to pay you in exchange for crushing her friends and the gang they made together

ryrycosmos:

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Ceruledge & Armarouge

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odinsblog:

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